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Sunday, February 8, 2015

Coach's Comment To Reporter: 'Ask An Intelligent Question.' Reporter Wants To Know Why the Question Wasn't Intelligent. Coach Says, 'Because I Said So'

Following Iowa's basketball victory today over Maryland in Iowa City, there was kind of an unusual windup to the press conference reporters had with Hawkeye coach Fran McCaffery. 

Hawkeye center Adam Woodbury, who has gotten plenty of attention in recent weeks from ESPN commentator Dan Dakich, was charged with a flagrant foul during the game for what McCaffery said was a a poke in the eye to a Maryland player. 

The matter came up late in the press session, and here's what was said, thanks to the transcript furnished by Scott Dochterman of the Cedar Rapids Gazette

Q. What did you hear from the officials regarding Adam touching the eye or whatever it was? 

FRAN McCAFFERY: They said he poked him in the eye. 

Q. Is it a flagrant now if you poke a guy in the eye? I’m just curious. I thought maybe that explained that. 

FRAN McCAFFERY: You know, don’t misconstrue it. That’s an excellent crew. But on that one, I don’t know. 

Q. That’s three times he’s got somebody in the eye. How does this keep happening?

FRAN McCAFFERY: Next question. Ask an intelligent question.

Q. Why is that not an intelligent question? 

FRAN McCAFFERY: Because I said so.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

I've Never Heard a Coach Say He Has a Bad Recruiting Class


By RON MALY

There are at least three certainties in this world. Death and taxes are two of them. The third is that every collegiate football coach
thinks he has a good incoming class on national signing day. I have never heard a coach say he has a bad group of recruits. As for me, I don't pay much attention to incoming freshmen. Check with me in two or three years on that stuff, and I'll let you know who I think are the best players.

Valley's Grace Vander Weide Is Quite a Story Both On and Off the Basketball Court


Valley High School senior Grace Vander Weide is one of the best basketball players in the state.  The Tigers guard can do it all,  averaging 19 points, 7 rebounds and  6 assists per game this season.
Grace Vander Weide

Off the court, Grace has a story not many high school seniors can match.  Through her Kingdom Hoops AAU team (led by former Iowa State player Jake Sullivan) Grace has already been on four mission trips to Africa.  The mission trips are designed to help underprivileged children in Ghana.

“It’s where my heart is.  I’m playing basketball so that I can use this as a platform for what I want to do later in life,” says Vander Weide.

But her connection to Ghana stretches further than just mission trips.  Her parents, Doug and Dawn Vander Weide, are also heavily involved in mission trips to Ghana; and in 2012 made their most important trip ever.  When they returned, they had three new family members through adoption, Godwin (6), Angela (7), and Job (12).

“They’re something else, I couldn’t imagine my life without them.  It’s cool what’s been built through the adoption process, they’re really like my biological siblings,” says Grace.

The Vander Weides are now a family of 8, and they love every minute of it.
“We tell people it’s the hardest thing we’ve done, clearly, but it’s also the best thing we’ve done, “ says Doug.

Grace, who has has an older sister, Emma, and a younger brother JD, will continue her basketball career next season at Missouri State.

-- John Sears, WHO-TV

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Totally Deflated


By RON MALY

I think coach Bill Belichick and his New England Patriots have been up to their same
Bill Belichick
old dirty tricks. They deflated the Seattle Seahawks' balls in the Super Bowl, and that's why they were able to win. I have it on good authority that Seahawks coach Pete Carroll was the guy whose balls were the most deflated. Indeed, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell personally inspected Carroll's balls after the game, and found them totally empty. [By the way, I'm still waiting for pictures of that inspection scene]. Because Carroll's balls [and quite possibly his head] contained nothing, it's no wonder he made the worst  play-calling mistake in Super Bowl history in the final seconds of the game, enabling  the dirty Patriots to win. I think Belichick and New England should be suspended for the entire 2015-2016 season.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

It wouldn't be a normal day without another Johnny Manziel story. Today's report from Twitter, Pravda, ESPN, the Yangtze River Times, the Victor Record and Nutcase Tales is that Manziel, who is a Cleveland Browns quarterback, has checked himself into a treatment center "as a direct result of his lifestyle away from the field." I'm wondering why it took Manziel so long to find out that he needs therapy. Frankly, I thought the guy was sick four or five years ago.


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Super Sunday, Drake Women's Style



Drake's women's basketball team experienced its own version of Super Sunday today. Neither a blizzard nor a Wichita State squad with an 8-0 Missouri Valley Conference record
could stop the sizzling Bulldogs this afternoon. A gathering of 2,263 fans braved snow, treacherous streets and highways, plus cold winds, to cheer coach Jennie Baranczyk's players along as they moved into sole possession of first place in the Valley with a comeback 64-61 victory that improved their league record to 9-0. “I think one of the biggest things today was having as many people come out in these weather conditions and believe in us,” Baranczyk said. “We needed a crowd and we didn’t think we were going to have one. But to have the energy we did allowed us to win the game, and that’s when it’s really special.”  Lizzy Wendell scored 17 points to become the 27th woman in Drake history to eclipse 1,000 for her career. She's the fourth sophomore to accomplish that, and the first to do it since Lori Bauman in 1982.  The Bulldogs got a major contribution from freshman reserve Paige Greiner of Williamsburg, who made all four of her three-point attempts for a career-high 12 points.