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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Thoughts

By RON MALY

A few thoughts while pondering  the what-it-means-in-the-total-scheme-of-things importance of the headline on page 1 of the Sunday paper that told us  IOWA SLIPS IN BICYCLE RANKING:

It's no secret that I'm a big follower of the athletic program at Valley High School. I've lived in West Des Moines for 48 years, and my three sons and three of my six grandchildren own diplomas from the school. A fourth grandchild will graduate from Valley in two years.

I happen to think that Valley's Gary Swenson is the best high school football coach in the state, and one of the best anywhere. He has five state championships to prove it.

But I don't necessarily think the Tigers should be ranked No. 1 in the state by the paper at this stage of the season, even though they walloped Waukee, 44-13, Friday night.

As far as I'm concerned, Valley's opponent from a few miles down the road in West Des Moines--Dowling--should be on top of the class 4-A rankings.

Dowling won the 2014 state championship, and I know coach Tom Wilson has another standout team this season.

Wilson is a very good coach and he'll have his players sky-high when they tee it up Sept. 18  against Valley in a Dowling home game at Drake Stadium.

Until the Maroons lose, they're No. 1 in my book.

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In reference to Dowling, I can't figure out why the Maroons' game at Xavier of Cedar Rapids wasn't played this weekend.

Because of lightning and hail Friday night in Cedar Rapids, the game was canceled. 

The game should have been rescheduled in Cedar Rapids for either Saturday afternoon or Saturday night.

"Distance" was the reason given in the paper for the cancellation.

I'm trying to figure out exactly what that means.

Motel rooms could have been rented to house Dowling's coaches and players Friday night in Cedar Rapids, or they could have ridden school buses back to West Des Moines Friday night, then back to Cedar Rapids Saturday for the game.

A lot of us want to know how Dowling and Xavier--two Catholic high schools with powerful athletic programs--would stack up against one another.

"Maybe neither team wanted a loss," a guy told me.

Maybe so.

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Urbandale thumped Hoover of Des Moines, 68-7, on weekend 1 of the high school season.

I'm sure editorial writers at the paper are oiling up the keys on their computers so they can attach a thistle [in the roses-and-thistles segment of the opinion pages] next to Urbandale's name in the Central Iowa Metro League standings.

Well, maybe not.

Randy Evans has finally retired at the paper. 

Either that or he was told to retire.

When Evans headed the opinion department, he either wrote that Valley deserved a thistle--or told someone to write it--after the Tigers ran up 80 points or more against some pitiful team from Council Bluffs.

Evans knew nothing--absolutely nothing--about  football, or what took place in that particular game.
Gary Swenson

Valley coach Gary Swenson used everyone in the game except the student managers to try to hold down the score.

I mean, you can't tell some fourth-team halfback [who never gets to play except when his team leads by a half-dozen touchdowns] to fall on his knees in the fourth quarter when the score is already 75-0.

Whatever, I haven't seen a thistle sent in Urbandale's direction yet.

Maybe Valley got its thistle only because it's Valley.

Valley is, of course, the school everybody [well, most people] at the paper loves to hate.

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All in all, the sports department did a pretty good job with its high school coverage this weekend.

I liked Chris Cuellar's "Take Five" column in
Chris Cuellar
Saturday's paper, and I liked it that most of page 1 in the sports section was devoted to high school games that were played Friday night
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I think high school results should take up most of the room on page 1 of the sports section during every football season. I used  to say that today's high school students would be tomorrow's newspaper subscribers.

I no longer feel that way.  There's no way today's high school students will have any reason to read papers.  They''ll get their news elsewhere--probably their telephones, maybe TV.

The way things are going at the paper here, it'll be interesting to see if the high school football teams  are able to get an inch or two of page 1 coverage next Saturday morning in the sports section.

Iowa and Iowa State start their 2015 schedules next Saturday, of course.  So it'll be difficult finding any high school coverage until about page 5.

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By the way, I have no idea who's calling the shots in the sports department of the paper these days.

Maybe a robot is in charge.
Robot


Evidently, the department head no longer has the title of sports editor.

Regardless of who's making the decisions, the high school coverage this weekend was the best it's been since Dave Witke was the sports editor in the 1990s.

I sure don't miss the Brubaker/Miller/Leistikow days.

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One other thing.

I'm absolutely thrilled that Rekha Basu has decided things are getting better at Valley High School.
Rekha Basu


I've really been worried about that.


That's a joke.

Actually, I don't give a damn what Basu thinks about anything.
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