RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
I have decided that, when I grow up, I am going to become a major league baseball pitcher. I made that decision tonight after learning that 30-year-old David Price has agreed to sign a 7-year contract with the Boston Red Sox that will pay him $217 million. Many of you may consider that an obscene amount of money to be paid to a man for simply throwing a ball. Not me. I'm calling my travel agent right now, looking for the first flight available to Arizona so I can work on my curveball.