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Saturday, February 15, 2014

The Official Pastor


By RON MALY

It's a pleasure for me to announce today that Rev. Kendall Meyer of Mount Olive Lutheran Church and School in Des Moines has been named the Official Pastor of this website, as well as my 14 other websites.

Rev. Meyer won in landslide fashion in a thoroughly unscientific poll, beating out 41 other Protestant pastors, 10 Catholic priests and two Jewish rabbis.
Rev. Kendall Meyer

Twenty-two of the Protestant pastors were from Methodist churches, nine were from Baptist churches, six were from Presbyterian churches, two were from other Lutheran churches and two were from Episcopalian churches.

The thoughtful, consistently-meaningful pastoral messages from the highly-intelligent, hard-working Rev.  Meyer have proven to be a strength in his work with both adult and youth memberships at his growing church.

I delivered the news to Rev. Meyer that he had won the Official Pastor title at a free Mount Olive pizza party at the Incredible Pizza establishment in Urbandale following the 10:30 a.m. service on Sunday.

Upon hearing the news, Rev. Meyer said, "I appreciate very much the confidence those who participated in the poll have in me, and I will do all that is humanly possible to continue accomplishing what it takes to maintain the Official Pastor recognition for many years to come. 

"I read Ron Maly's columns regularly, and they have definitely been an inspiration to me." 

I have felt for some time that there was a need for an Official Pastor in these columns and on these websites to more than balance off a tiny  negative element in The Official List.

By that, I mean specifically the Official Asshole title that has been retained by Mike Gartner of Des Moines since the day The Official List was put together and made public.

In recent years, Gartner has continued doing sleazebag-type work that has enabled him to remain No. 1 among all other assholes in the Des Moines metropolitan area.

After all, you don't rise to the rank of Official Asshole without being one.