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Thursday, June 26, 2014

Rewarding Mediocrity


By RON MALY

Soccer is a strange sport. 

It's a game where mediocrity is rewarded far too frequently. 

At least in the World Cup. 

In what other sport--and in what other event-- can a team, its coach and its fans be ready to party after a 1-0 loss? 

In what other sport can a team be happy about advancing to something called a knockout round after one measly victory [over Ghana], a tie with Portugal in which the U.S. team choked away the lead in the final seconds, and a shutout defeat administered by Germany? 

This is starting to remind me a little of wrestlebacks in Iowa's state high school wrestling tournament and double-elimination in softball tournaments. 

At least folks who ran the NCAA basketball tournament had the good sense to quit holding consolation games at the Final Four after UCLA's Bill Walton said he didn't want to play in one. 

Something tells me the World Cup is a marathon [it lasts for more than a month] event set up so the players and coaches on teams that aren't very good, and their fans, can hang around the host city so they continue spending money and helping the local economy. 

Oh, well, I just guess I don't know enough about soccer. 

Hell, I don't even have a red, white and blue shirt with stars and stripes on it so I can attend the next party to celebrate a loss.