RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The paper is a day late, a dollar short and--as usual--playing catch-up again. Javier Baez, who plays for the local Triple-A ballclub, has been called up by the Chicago Cubs, and the Big Team is also adding some other players from the local nine, as well as from a swap with Seattle. Major league rosters can expand today, and the Chicagos are taking advantage of that little bonus by giving Baez, who earned the nickname Strikeout Machine last season in a short, forgettable stint with the Cubs. Outfielder Austin Jackson was the player obtained from Seattle for the all-too-famous player to be named later. Hopefully, the guy being sent to Seattle is Mike Gartner, the Official Asshole Of This Column and the owner of the locals. Get the clown out of town already. Others brought up to the Big Team from the local nine are outfielder Quintin Berry, who is notorious for stealing bases, and pitchers Trevor Cahill and Tsuyoshi Wada. I expect nothing from Jackson, Berry, Cahill and Wada. I don't know about Baez, who hit pretty well for the locals and cut down on his whiffs.. I've never been sold on him, but I say give the poor guy a second chance. If he strikes out a lot again this year for the Chicagos, send him to the Mexican League or the farm department at the paper--which, like every other department there, needs a hell of a lot of help.

Javier Baez