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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Pigs & Going Wireless


By RON MALY

My Neighbor Al, the Health Nut was over for a cup of Italian Dark Roast early this morning, and wanted to talk about Fred Hoiberg. "The
Pig, courtesy of Google
temperature is going to be in the 80s today," I told Al. "Why do you want to talk about a basketball coach in July?" Al said he wanted to talk about Hoiberg because Fred just had his pacemaker replaced with a new one at the Mayo Clinic. "I was reading the Internet," Al said, "and noticed that doctors and scientists are working on a new grow-your-own type of pacemaker. They've been experimenting on pigs, injecting a gene that turns heart cells into pacemaker cells. So maybe one of these days Hoiberg and others who need pacemakers will be able to go wireless." "Sounds like a great deal for Fred and the gang," I said. "The world is going wireless in all kinds of ways these days. It's nice to know pigs are helping everybody out. That's one of the reasons I quit eating pork chops 28 years ago."