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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Totally Deflated


By RON MALY

I think coach Bill Belichick and his New England Patriots have been up to their same
Bill Belichick
old dirty tricks. They deflated the Seattle Seahawks' balls in the Super Bowl, and that's why they were able to win. I have it on good authority that Seahawks coach Pete Carroll was the guy whose balls were the most deflated. Indeed, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell personally inspected Carroll's balls after the game, and found them totally empty. [By the way, I'm still waiting for pictures of that inspection scene]. Because Carroll's balls [and quite possibly his head] contained nothing, it's no wonder he made the worst  play-calling mistake in Super Bowl history in the final seconds of the game, enabling  the dirty Patriots to win. I think Belichick and New England should be suspended for the entire 2015-2016 season.