By RON MALY
Most of you know by now that NBC has suspended TV anchor Brian Williams for six months without pay because of his persistent lying [both on and off the air] about being aboard a Chinook helicopter that went down during the
U.S. invasion of Iraq.
Brian Williams |
My guess is that TV viewers have seen the last of Williams on NBC's 5:30 p.m. news shows, as well as his late-night appearances on other networks.
Williams has lost all credibility, and his bosses no doubt hope he'll drift away to some log cabin in remote Vermont, and never be heard from again.
While in Vermont, he can wear bib overalls, grow a beard, smoke a pipe and tell phony stories about his make-believe war exploits to the squirrels and chipmunks that come by with notes tied to their walnuts that ask, "Anything good happening, Brian?"
In Williams' case, a six-month NBC suspension will likely turn into a lifetime ban.
After all, the folks at NBC know how to handle things like this.
Indeed, they've had to do it before.
Williams is not the first employee of the NBC news division to get the ax. A guy a lot of us know was ordered to get out nearly 22 years ago.
Many of you no doubt recall that Des Moines' own Mike Gartner was, in 1993, told that he was no longer welcome in the NBC news offices.
There was one major difference in the Brian Williams and Mike Gartner situations.
Williams was suspended. Gartner was fired.
In 1993, NBC officials and other people probably hoped Gartner would drift away to remote Vermont, too, so he could wear some tiny bib overalls, and play with the squirrels, chipmunks and his little walnuts.
Unfortunately for the state of Iowa, Gartner wound up in Des Moines, where he has become the longtime winner of the Official Asshole Award presented by my websites and columns.
Official Asshole |
For those of you who may have forgotten how Gartner dug himself a hole he couldn't escape at NBC, or were too young to know about it, here's a copy of the March 3, 1993 Associated Press story that told the embarrassing story about the little man:
NBC ousted Michael Gartner as president of the news division Tuesday, making him the first casualty of the fiery "Dateline NBC" debacle.
Gartner, 54, a former Wall Street Journal editor and owner of several Iowa newspapers, said he would resign as president and leave the network on Aug. 1.
The resignation was also announced briefly on the network's "Today" show.
"Given the publicity of late, I think it best to announce it now in hopes that this will take the spotlight off of all of us and enable us to concentrate fully on our business," Gartner wrote in a memorandum to his staff.
Despite that memo and news accounts that Gartner was resigning, NBC President and Chief Executive Officer Robert C. Wright had demanded Gartner's resignation over the weekend, according to an NBC source, speaking on condition of anonymity.
"The truth of the matter is that Michael did have discussions with both Bob (Wright) and (Executive Vice President for Employee Relations) Ed Scanlon, where he was asking "Should I stay or should I go?'
"The answer was, "You go.' "
Don Browne, executive vice president of NBC News, will take over Gartner's responsibilities and a search for Gartner's successor will begin immediately, NBC said.
Browne insisted that Gartner's resignation wasn't a consequence of the rigged General Motors truck crash staged by "Dateline NBC," which prompted a GM lawsuit and NBC's on-air apology to settle it.
"I think Michael stepped up to this himself," Browne said.
"He felt that in order for NBC News to keep moving, he was going to have to decide. It was too distracting to the organization...."
NBC executives, meanwhile, expect to receive the results of an internal investigation of the GM fiasco later this week.
As president of NBC's news division for five years, Gartner was criticized for slashing its budget, naming the alleged victim in the William Kennedy Smith rape trial and mishandling the "Today" show change from Jane Pauley to Deborah Norville.
But Gartner's career apparently was finally undone by NBC's ill-fated "Dateline NBC" report Nov. 17 on the alleged dangers of GM pickup trucks with side-mounted fuel tanks.
NBC issued an on-air apology last month for rigging a fiery test crash with tiny model rocket engines. The apology came after GM slapped the network with a defamation lawsuit.
Gartner publicly defended the news division after he knew just a few details of the setup....