RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

The TaxSlayer Bowl & Other Stuff

By RON MALY

Here's some football news that may or not trip your trigger. 

And, no, I'm not referring to the fact that
Baylor and TCU of the Big 12 Conference today got shut out of the four-team football playoff that's the first step in deciding the collegiate national championship. 

I know you've been breathlessly waiting to find out what bowl game Iowa is going to, and what team the Hawkeyes play. 

Well, Iowa, with a 7-5 record, is matched up against Tennessee, which at 6-6 has an even poorer record, in something called the TaxSlayer Bowl on Jan. 2 in Jacksonville, Fla.

Did I hear you say you've never heard of the TaxSlayer Bowl? 

Well, neither had I until I began researching it. 

I guess that's why the game is played the day after New Year's. At 2:20 p.m., Iowa time. 

Actually, the TaxSlayer Bowl used to be called the Gator Bowl, and Iowa played in it, and lost in it, to Florida in 1983 on a real cold day and night.  

[Hint: If you're going to the game, take your long-johns and your flask. It sometimes gets cold in Florida in January].

The TaxSlayer Bowl now waits out there for teams with 7-5 and 6-6 records. 

ESPN is televising the game, and that's where I'll be watching it. 

No long-johns or flask needed.

Now getting back to that national championship stuff. 

The only question heading into today was whether Baylor or TCU of the Big 12 would be joining Alabama, Oregon and Florida State in the four-team mini-tournament. 

Neither made it. Ohio State did. 

I figured that's what would happen once the Buckeyes clobbered Wisconsin, 59-0, in the Big Ten title game last night.  

I'm sure people on the selection committee looked for all kinds of reasons to pick Ohio State over Baylor and TCU. 

Strength of schedule, conference tournament games, stuff like that. 

Woody Hayes photo  courtesy of Google
But the real reason is that the committee wanted Ohio State, a storied name in collegiate football [remember, it once had a coach named Woody Hayes, who was fired after punching an opposing player [pictured at the left] in the 1978 Gator [not TaxSlayer] Bowl. 

The selection committee wanted Ohio State  in this year's tournament, and not a church school like Baylor or a school with initials like TCU [it, too, was once a church school when it was known as Texas Christian University].  

I'm not a fan of any of the four schools in the tournament. 

The only one I kind of like is Oregon because of its sometimes-green, sometimes-yellow
Oregon players, courtesy of Google
uniforms. 


Go, Ducks. 

Meanwhile, ex-Iowa athletic director Bob Bowlsby, who now is commissioner of the Big 12, had better add a couple of teams to his league, put in divisions and hold a playoff so it will be more appealing to the playoff people.

After all, Baylor and TCU don't want to be left out of collegiate football's four-team dance forever.