RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Cubs Are Ready for AARP

By RON MALY


The Chicago Cubs should be
proud of themselves.

They became the posterboys today of both AARP and Medicare.

Bronson Arroyo, a 40-year-old pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds; ended the Cubs' 4-game winning streak, 7-5.

Arroyo's fastball has the velocity of the changeup thrown by pitchers half his age.

Rumor has it the Cubs were looking for a shuffleboard matchup later in the day at the Old Soldiers Home.