RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.

Friday, October 3, 2014

Amalie Nash, the editor and vice-president of audience engagement or what the hell she's called, certainly isn't the only problem at the paper. The paper's main shortcoming is failing to accomplish what its No. 1 mission is: Delivering the news. That was nowhere more obvious than in this morning's sports section. The paper missed the two biggest sports stories of last night--Arizona's 31-24 collegiate football upset of No. 2-ranked Oregon, and the Kansas City Royals' 3-2 victory over the Los Angeles Angels in 11 innings in the American League division series in Anaheim. The Royals won when Mike Moustakas, the team's ninth-place batter, homered off reliever Fernando Salas. The paper carried a note on page one that said, "The game was not complete when this edition of the Register went to press." Hell, I think anything that happens after about 7 o'clock in the evening doesn't get into the paper these days. No wonder My Neighbor Al, the Health Nut canceled his subscription long ago, and now reads his paper for free in the deli at Hy-Vee every morning. The trouble is, he's got to take his iPad and iPhone with him to the deli so he can get the latest scores. They're certainly not in the paper. As for the other big game the paper missed last night, Arizona improved its record to 5-0 with a shocking upset of No. 2 Oregon at Eugene, Ore. It was the second straight year the Wildcats have stunned Oregon. Last year's victory cost the Ducks any hope of playing for the national championship, and last night's upset likely did the same thing. Arizona was a 24-point underdog last night, and the most difficult thing for me to believe is that the Wildcats' coach is Rich Rodriguez, who was run off by Michigan when he couldn't win the big ones or the little ones. Now Michigan is still having problems and Rodriguez is showing he knows something about coaching after all.Another thing about the paper. It says, "Check out 14 [online] photos from the Hawkeyes' preseason hoops gathering in Iowa City." I did. All of the photos were taken by the Iowa City Press Citizen and the Associated Press. None by a Des Moines Register photographer. That leads me to a thought--maybe all of the Register's photographers have already quit or been fired, or the company car wasn't available [or didn't have gas in the tank] for one of them to drive to Iowa City yesterday.