RON MALY HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PARADE GO BY FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS ONE OF HIS WEBSITES.

Monday, October 10, 2016

It Ain't Gonna Happen

By RON MALY

My Neighbor Al the Health Nut told me today he saw this headline in the paper: 


Food glut means lower 
prices for consumers

After explaining the meaning of the word glut to Al, I said, "Do you believe prices are going to be cheaper at the grocery store?" 

Al paused for a second or two. 

"Ain't gonna happen in my lifetime," he said. 

Al doesn't believe much of anything these days.