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Sunday, March 9, 2014

At Least the Grim Reaper Wasn't Invited



By RON MALY

We went to breakfast with a few other people after church today, and the conversation quickly centered on Hawkeye basketball.

Iowa is playing as poorly as any team in the Big Ten Conference these days and nights, of
Grim Reaper
course, and anyone who ever laced up a pair of athletic shoes has some sort of comment about coach Fran McCaffery and his players.



Iowa's latest loss was to Illinois, 66-63, last night in the home finale at Carver-Hawkeye Arena.

Among those in our group at the breakfast table were Frank, Amy, Bill and LaVonne, all of whom claim to be Hawkeye fans or at least basketball fans in general.

The Grim Reaper wasn't at our table [he receives an invitation only when the newspaper business is being discussed] but, considering the comments about what's been going on with the black-and-gold, he might as well have been there.

"I heard coach Fran McCaffery's postgame show on the radio,"  Frank said, "and he said Iowa's defense was unacceptable against Illinois. I fully agree with him about that.  

"The Hawkeyes were playing one of the worst teams in the country, and their offense was unaccptable, too. So was McCaffery's coaching.

"What an embarrassment on Senior Night."

That got Amy into it.

"Frank, I agree with you about McCaffery," she said. "The guy has been blasting his defense, his players, the referees and his fans for weeks now.  It's about time the coach shouldered the blame himself. 

"He recruited the players, and he should be the guy held accountable for Iowa's terrible play at the end of the regular season.

"They can't even win or play well at home now. It wasn't long ago that people were saying Iowa might win the Big Ten championship.  Now they can't beat anybody."

Bill said he can't figure out what's happened to Iowa's defense.

"When the team was ranked 10th in the nation they seemed to be playing pretty good defense," Bill said. "Did they suddenly forget how to guard people, or do they just refuse to guard people now?

"I played high school basketball," LaVonne said, "and playing defense takes a lot of effort. McCaffery isn't getting that effort out of his players. I agree that most of Iowa's problems rest with McCaffery and his staff.

"By the way, Ron, if you write anything about this conversation, feel free to use my name."

I just did,  LaVonne.

The season isn't over yet, of course.  Iowa, with records of 9-9 in the Big Ten and 20-11 overall, still has a conference tournament and an NCAA tournament to play.

I'm guessing they won't last long in either one of those tournaments," Amy said.

"One-and-done is the way I look at it."

Well, at least all of us had great breakfasts.

I'm glad the Grim Reaper didn't show up. 

We usually have to buy his meal because he says he left his checkbook at home.

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[Illustration of the Grim Reaper courtesy of Google].