By RON MALY
It's business as usual at the Des Moines Register. No story--not one word--in today's paper on Valley's 91-17 victory over North last
night in a girls' basketball game. Yet, people at the paper are begging non-subscribers to pay for a one-month subscription and they'll give 'em three months free. For what? Lousy coverage of the high school sports teams? If I recall right, the paper also stiffed Dowling when it steamrolled North, 77-7, in football a number of weeks ago. Not a word on that game either. The only good thing about the paper not having stories on Valley and Dowling runaway victories is that Randy Evans and the other knuckleheads in the Opinion department of the paper are less inclined to give the schools those stupid thistles [from the Roses & Thistles department] because of 70- and 80-point differences in the score. As I pointed out in an earlier column, only an idiot would give a thistle to a suburban high school team that wins by 70 or 80. You can't tell a second- or third-team player to not score a touchdown or a basket. They should give the thistles to the Des Moines schools because they're so non-competitive. By the way, Evans has had a thistle up his ass since giving Valley's football team a thistle after an 88-0 victory over some terrible team from Council Bluffs. A few others down there deserve thistles placed in very personal places, too.
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While on the subject of the paper, I have a thing or two to mention about Daniel P. Finney and Roland H. Thompson, his personal and very close friend. But I don't want anything like that cluttering up Thanksgiving, so I'll get into that subject on another day.